John "Suppress The Vote" Kasich
Scott "The Racketeer" Walker
Rick "The Frothy Mix" Santorum
Mike “The Huckster” Huckabee
Chris "Vengeance Is Mine" Christie
Eduardo "The Covert Cuban" Cruz
Carly "I got my $20 million dollar parachute, how bout you?" Fiorina
Rick "Mugshot" Perry
Rand "Soon To Be Indicted" Paul
Ben "The Bible Has Authority Over The Constitution" Carson
Marco "These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!" Rubio
Donald "The Misogynist" Trump
Lindsey "I Like It Here In The Closet" Graham
Ellis "Can The U.S.A. Survive Another One Of Us?" Bush
Listen.........CRACK
That was the sound of Dwight Eisenhower hanging himself after reading the list of 2016 GOP candidates.
Rand "Soon To Be Indicted" Paul
Ben "The Bible Has Authority Over The Constitution" Carson
Marco "These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!" Rubio
Donald "The Misogynist" Trump
Lindsey "I Like It Here In The Closet" Graham
Ellis "Can The U.S.A. Survive Another One Of Us?" Bush
Listen.........CRACK
That was the sound of Dwight Eisenhower hanging himself after reading the list of 2016 GOP candidates.
